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Craftsmanship at Its Drunkest

Just a fat man forging things he likes, motivated by his need to fund his beer habit

Handcrafted Blacksmith Goods
Discover the beauty of unique, drunk-forged products crafted with alcohol.
Exceptional Craftsmanship
Tradition Meets Artistry
Explore Our Collection
Each piece is crafted with as much meticulous attention to detail we can while mildly inehbriated.
We honor blacksmithing traditions by doing the best we can with what we have.
Visit our shop and find the perfect gift or stunning addition to your home.
Booze Fueled Blacksmith Forgers

Here at Fatman Forge, we forge hot steel and questionable life choices. Armed with hammers, fire, and a steady stream of booze, we crank out hand-forged steak turners, fire pokers, and spatulas built to last—and maybe survive a bar fight. It’s gritty, it’s greasy, and it gets the job done.

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He definitely drinks! (not a rating, just a fact)
Kevin S.from Narnia

What people say

The master craftsman likes his beer and hitting things with a hammer.★★★★
Aidan B.from Atlantis
Sometimes I worry about him, and his unhinged ability to turn beer into piss. But, I love him anyways and I made this awesome website for him, so 5 stars! ★★★★★
Jesse (Wife)from His House.